Stop Making Stupid People Famous!

I love waking up in the morning, checking out the news and getting sick to my stomach. No, really, I do. It is without a doubt my favorite part of the day (this is sarcasm in case you didn’t realize it).

Stop Making Stupid People Famous!

I’m at a loss, what is wrong with society? There are so many newsworthy things happening in the world. Oil prices are at a 13-year low. The Dow Jones fell nearly 300 points yesterday. There’s a massive methane leak happening in California right now. An entire US city is being poisoned with lead in their drinking water! Not to mention, Every time I turn around, some idiot is spewing a constant stream of racism, sexism, and xenophobia, including so-called Presidential Candidates.

But these news topics have now become irrelevant because “Enquiring minds want to know!” Jessica Simpson and Gwyneth Paltrow, two overrated, overpaid Hollywood, mid-30’s / early 40’s actresses have been photographed, in Mexico, at the beach no less, in…wait for it…GASP! Bikinis!!!! Why do we keep making stupid people famous?

Why is this even news with everything else going on in the world? Oh…wait, my bad. I get it now…boobs. What was I thinking? Boobs are everything to the mindless reality show loving populace. I don’t know why I keep forgetting that boobs are relevant…unless you’re using them to breastfeed in public.

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   I am 43-years-old, a hemophiliac, the co-founder of, a blogger at, part-time YouTuber (Geek Out! videocast) and Twitch streamer.
   I'm an old-school gamer, having started playing video games back in 1977 on the Atari 2600 (even managed to place 6th in Jafco's Atari Pac-Man tournament in 1982). I first began abusing games shortly after my best friend introduced me to Quake. By the time Quake II was released, I was addicted.
   After being found, in May 2008, passed out in front of my computer with a mouse cord wrapped around my arm and over 100 flash drives scattered around my body, I sobered up. To help maintain my sobriety, I switched to single player console gaming.
   In my life outside of the Wasteland, yes, I do have one --- wait, that's a lie. I have my Xbox One, Plex media server, high-speed internet, and Dax the Magnificent (my furry four-legged child).

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